Friday, June 29, 2012

America In The Not So Distant Future?


January 20, 2013

President Barack Obama, by a very narrow margin, has won re-election as President of the United States.  The race was close with many American voters angry because the Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act as being Constitutional, basically giving the government the authority to tax the American people for anything at any time. 

During his inaugural address, President Obama gives the first indication of how things will be during his second term.

“My subservient Americans, once again I have taken the oath of office as your President and supreme leader.  The battle was hard fought and the victory was close but you’ve again helped me triumph over the evil that is the Republican Party.  Thank you all for voting for me so we can move the country forward.”

“My first order of business will be to help the economy, increase revenue for the government and get back the money that was given out in the bailouts, specifically from General Motors and Chrysler.  So my first executive order is as follows:  All Americans will be required to purchase a Chevy Volt or a Chevy or Chrysler hybrid vehicle by the end of my second term in office.  Purchase of these vehicles will be good for the environment, good for the auto companies that were bailed out and, ultimately, good for the country.  It’s the right thing to do.”

“Since these vehicles are somewhat expensive, all GM and Chrysler dealers will accept any vehicle in trade and give a reasonable amount of money for each toward the purchase of the mandated vehicles.  All current auto loans will be wiped clean so that each of you can more readily afford to buy the mandated vehicles.  Used hybrids and Volts will be available for those of you in the lower income bracket and you will still receive full trade-in value for your old car.  And let me clarify – only GM and Chrysler vehicles are authorized for purchase.  Since Ford didn’t take bailout money, their vehicles do not qualify for this program.”

“Anyone who does not buy one of the vehicles specified will be taxed accordingly.  Let me be clear – by a 5 to 4 vote the Supreme Court has declared that I can mandate citizens to buy anything and tax any of you for non-compliance.  Before any of you right-wing radicals decides to file a lawsuit against this act take a look at the Supreme Court decision and don’t waste our time.  Attorney General Holder has far bigger things to worry about than a frivolous lawsuit that has already been decided.”

“So there it is – my first order of business.  As I said – it’s good for the country, it’s the right thing to do and I’m not looking for an argument.  It’s time everyone got on board the American train that’s moving our country forward.  Thank you.”

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

"You're Nothing Special"


There seems to be some outrage about a recent speech at a high school graduation.  David McCullough Jr., teaches at Wellesley High School, which is near Boston.  During their commencement exercise he told the graduating class they’re “nothing special”.  He told them there are 37,000 high schools all with valedictorians, class presidents and jocks.

McCullough went on to say “We have of late, we Americans, to our detriment, come to love accolades more than genuine achievement.”  McCullough told the students real achievement is doing something you love and believe in its importance.

Now he’s being criticized for his words by some.  Those who worry about the students’ “self esteem”  are saying McCullough shouldn’t be saying things like this to graduating students.  Apparently they should instead be praised and told that the world is theirs.

In this day and age where schools are doing away with grades and won’t tell a student he/she is failing, in a day where organized sports are doing away with winners and losers to prevent kids from “feeling bad about themselves”, it’s about time someone told kids the truth. 

Real life isn’t fair.  Real life doesn’t play favorites nor does it give you as much time as you wish to do what needs to be done.  Unless you open and operate your own business right out of high school, you will have a boss who will expect things from you, on deadline, and if you can’t (or won’t) meet those deadlines you won’t have a job any longer.  The boss won’t care about your self-esteem and neither will the company you work for.

There will be winners and losers in real life.  The winners will be successful, well paid and sought after by employers.  They may even open their own businesses and be successful at being their own boss.  They’ll do it with discipline, hard work and self-sacrifice.  But they’ll do it.  And when something doesn’t work out for them the way they want it, instead of whining and blaming someone else they’ll learn a lesson and move on to the next phase.

The losers will expect things to be handed to them.  When something doesn’t work out in their favor they will blame their parents, society, the boss or company that didn’t give them what they wanted, or something/someone other than the fact that they simply didn’t put enough effort into what they needed to accomplish.  They’ll get fired from jobs and instead of deciding to push forward and find another, better job and invest themselves in it, they’ll complain, collect unemployment and continue believing the world owes them a living.  And yes, their self-esteem will be lowered.  And rightfully so.

There’s an old saying that fits here…  “You are unique – just like everyone else.”

Kids today need to understand the realities of life.  Playing Little League baseball or Pee Wee football without winners and losers teach kids the team concept but doesn’t teach them how to deal with reality.  In the real world not everyone wins, at least not every time.  In the real world you have to deal with people who beat you at certain things.  There will be times, if you apply yourself, when you will be the winner.  How do you become a winner who maintains humility if you never got the chance to learn that?

As I said earlier, in the real world you’ll have bosses and deadlines.  If you are taught in school that deadlines are not important and that your work will not be graded accordingly, how are you going to deal with it when your boss returns something you completed and says it’s incorrect and/or needs to be redone?  How are you going to deal with it when you don’t get that bonus or promotion because you simply don’t deserve it? 

More and more often today, kids aren’t being taught the real consequences of their actions (or inactions.)  They need more teachers like Mr. McCullough, who will be honest with them and prepare them for the real world.  Parents and students alike should be thanking Mr. McCullough for his commencement speech.  The video has been viewed over half a million times.  It should be required viewing for next year’s senior class.


Monday, June 11, 2012

Political Correctness or Patriotism?


Recently, the principal of an elementary school in New York City refused to allow the kindergarten classes to perform Lee Greenwood’s very patriotic hit song “God Bless the USA” during their commencement ceremony. 

Greta Hawkins, principal of PS 90, the Edna Cohen School, would’t allow kindergartners to belt out the beloved Lee Greenwood ballad, also known as “Proud to be an American,” at their moving-up ceremony.

Five classes spent months learning the patriotic song, which skyrocketed in popularity after the 9/11 attacks and the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

It was to be the rousing finale of their musical show at the June 20 commencement.  The kids would dress up and would wave tiny American flags — which, as the lyrics proclaim, “still stand for freedom.”

But school staff said that during a recent rehearsal, Ms. Hawkins entered the room and ordered a CD playing the song to be shut off.  She told the teachers to drop the song from the program.

“We don’t want to offend other cultures,” they quoted her as explaining.

Jessica Scaperotti, a spokeswoman for the Department of Education, gave the New York Post a different explanation that staffers said they never heard - that Hawkins found the lyrics “too grown up” for 5-year-olds.

The song starts:

“If tomorrow all the things were gone
 I’d worked for all my life
and I had to start again
with just my children and my wife
I’d thank my lucky stars, to be living’ here today...”

Scaperotti said the department supports the principal’s decision. “The lyrics are not age-appropriate,” she said.

But Justin Bieber’s flirty song about teen romance, “Baby,” was deemed a fine selection for the show. Hawkins had no problem with 5-year-olds singing lines such as, “Are we an item?  Girl, quit playing.”

Apparently it’s OK in New York for kindergarten children to sing about male/female relationships but not about loving your country.  Not sure why this would surprise anyone given the recent New York court decision that it’s OK to view child pornography on a computer as long as you don’t download it or store it.  Gotta love New York!

I proudly attach Mr. Greenwood’s version of the song here:


I read this story this morning just after viewing a video I received in an e-mail.  The video was “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”, one of my all time favorite songs.  The version in the video was done by school children but I have included a version done by the U.S. Army Chorus. 

The history of the song…

Implicit trust in God's guidance and protection is never easy in times of danger or strife.  During the Civil War between the Northern and Southern states, a woman named Julia Ward Howe proclaimed her confidence in God's triumphant power in her inspiring text.

Mrs. Howe watched troops marching off to war singing "John Brown's Body," a song about a man who had been hanged for his efforts to free the slaves.  Mrs. Howe thought the tune should have better words so, in a desire to express her own feelings about the dreadful events of the time, she "scrawled the verses almost without looking at the paper."  The national hymn first appeared in the Atlantic Monthly Magazine in 1862, as a battle song for the republic

Mrs. Howe's hymn has been acclaimed through the years as one of our finest patriotic songs.  It is told that at one time it was sung as a solo at a large rally attended by President Abraham Lincoln.  After the audience had responded with loud applause, the President, with tears in his eyes, cried out, "Sing it again!"  It was sung again.  And after more than a hundred years, it is still sung by patriotic Americans at gatherings all over the country.  It’s a favorite on Independence Day.

I know some non-believers who would be critical of the song, saying it should never be used by a country who professes a separation between church and state.  I would disagree.  While I support their right to disagree with the lyrics of the song – I don’t ask them to sing it or even listen to it.  I love the song and its meaning and I refuse to be politically correct to the point of allowing someone else to tell me I can’t sing or post this song. 

Oh – and if you don’t like what I say in my blog, feel free to not read it.  You won’t hurt my feelings, trust me.

God bless America.  We need it now more than ever!


Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The Continuing "Evolution" of Same Sex Marriage

This is a humorous look at the same sex marriage issue and how it could "evolve" in the future.  


Since the President made a statement last week about how his thinking on same sex marriage has "evolved", there has been increased publicity concerning the issue.  This piece was written by someone who had a humorous insight into what the future could hold when people demand equal protection for their cause regardless of what that cause may be.


Bear in mind I did not write this but merely copied it from someone else. Ultimately the issue will be decided in our courts.


I would like to add that people who disagree with same sex marriage because of religious beliefs are not automatically bigots and haters, any more than those who favor same sex marraige are bigots and haters because they believe something else.  A person's beliefs are their own and the fact that they may not agree with the beliefs of another does not automatically mean they are wrong and that the other person is right.  It means we are all human and, at least in this country, have a right to our own opinion, even if it disagrees with that of another.


Also understand this scenario takes place in San Francisco, which makes it even more believable.  Those who have been there will understand...






At the San Francisco Marriage Counter - "Next."

"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

"Names?"

"Tim and Jim Jones."

"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."

"Yes, we're brothers."

"Brothers?? You can't get married."

"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

"Incest?" No, we are not gay."

"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"

"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."

"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"

"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

"Hi. We are here to get married."

"Names?"

"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."

"Who wants to marry whom?"

"We all want to marry each other."

"But there are four of you!"

"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."

"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."

"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"

"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."

"Since when are you standing on tradition?"

"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."

"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples.

The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"

"All right, all right. Next."

"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."

"In what names?"

"David Deets."

"And the other man?"

"That's all. I want to marry myself."

"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"

"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

Sunday, June 3, 2012

The Commencement Speech That Never Was...

I stumbled onto this in an e-mail and read it all the way through before I discovered this speech has never actually been given to a graduating class. Neal Boortz, a Texan, a lawyer, a Texas Aggie (Texas A&M) and a conservative, Libertarian radio talk show host, is someone I listen to when I can find him. While I don't agree with everything he says, I do enjoy his thought provoking ideas and opinions. This is one of them...



Neal Boortz is a Texan, a lawyer, a Texas Aggie (Texas A&M), and now a nationally syndicated talk show host from Atlanta . His commencement address to the graduates of a recent Texas A&M class is far different from what either the students or the faculty expected. His views are thought provoking.

"I am honored by the invitation to address you on this august occasion. It's about time. Be warned, however, that I am not here to impress you; you'll have enough smoke blown up your bloomers today. And you can bet your tassels I'm not here to impress the faculty and administration. You may not like much of what I have to say, and that's fine. You will remember it though. Especially after about 10 years out there in the real world. This, it goes without saying, does not apply to those of you who will seek your careers and your fortunes as government employees.

This gowned gaggle behind me is your faculty. You've heard the old saying that those who can - do. Those who can't - teach. That sounds deliciously insensitive. But there is often raw truth in insensitivity, just as you often find feel-good falsehoods and lies in compassion. Say good-bye to your faculty because now you are getting ready to go out there and do. These folks behind me are going to stay right here and teach.

By the way, just because you are leaving this place with a diploma doesn't mean the learning is over. When an FAA flight examiner handed me my private pilot's license many years ago, he said, “Here, this is your ticket to learn.” The same can be said for your diploma. Believe me, the learning has just begun.

Now, I realize that most of you consider yourselves Liberals. In fact, you are probably very proud of your liberal views. You care so much. You feel so much. You want to help so much. After all, you're a compassionate and caring person, aren't you now? Well, isn't that just so extraordinarily special. Now, at this age, is as good a time as any to be a liberal; as good a time as any to know absolutely everything. You have plenty of time, starting tomorrow, for the truth to set in.

Over the next few years, as you begin to feel the cold breath of reality down your neck, things are going to start changing pretty fast... Including your own assessment of just how much you really know.

So here are the first assignments for your initial class in reality: Pay attention to the news, read newspapers, and listen to the words and phrases that proud Liberals use to promote their causes. Then, compare the words of the left to the words and phrases you hear from those evil, heartless, greedy conservatives. From the Left you will hear "I feel." From the Right you will hear "I think." From the Liberals you will hear references to groups -- The Blacks, the Poor, the Rich, the Disadvantaged, the Less Fortunate. From the Right you will hear references to individuals. On the Left you hear talk of group rights; on the Right, individual rights.

That about sums it up, really: Liberals feel. Liberals care. They are pack animals whose identity is tied up in group dynamics. Conservatives think -- and, setting aside the theocracy crowd, their identity is centered on the individual.

Liberals feel that their favored groups have enforceable rights to the property and services of productive individuals. Conservatives, I among them I might add, think that individuals have the right to protect their lives and their property from the plunder of the masses.

In college you developed a group mentality, but if you look closely at your diplomas you will see that they have your individual names on them. Not the name of your school mascot, or of your fraternity or sorority, but your name. Your group identity is going away. Your recognition and appreciation of your individual identity starts now.

If, by the time you reach the age of 30, you do not consider yourself to be a conservative, rush right back here as quickly as you can and apply for a faculty position. These people will welcome you with open arms. They will welcome you, that is, so long as you haven't developed an individual identity. Once again you will have to be willing to sign on to the group mentality you embraced during the past four years.

Something is going to happen soon that is going to really open your eyes. You're going to actually get a full time job!

You're also going to get a lifelong work partner. This partner isn't going to help you do your job. This partner is just going to sit back and wait for payday. This partner doesn't want to share in your effort, but in your earnings.

Your new lifelong partner is actually an agent; an agent representing a strange and diverse group of people; an agent for every teenager with an illegitimate child; an agent for a research scientist who wanted to make some cash answering the age-old question of why monkeys grind their teeth. An agent for some poor demented hippie who considers herself to be a meaningful and talented artist, but who just can't manage to sell any of her artwork on the open market.

Your new partner is an agent for every person with limited, if any, job skills, but who wanted a job at City Hall. An agent for tin-horn dictators in fancy military uniforms grasping for American foreign aid. An agent for multi-million dollar companies who want someone else to pay for their overseas advertising. An agent for everybody who wants to use the unimaginable power of this agent's for their personal enrichment and benefit.
That agent is our wonderful, caring, compassionate, oppressive government. Believe me, you will be awed by the unimaginable power this agent has. Power that you do not have. A power that no individual has, or will have. This agent has the legal power to use force, deadly force to accomplish its goals.

You have no choice here. Your new friend is just going to walk up to you, introduce itself rather gruffly, hand you a few forms to fill out, and move right on in. Say hello to your own personal one ton gorilla. It will sleep anywhere it wants to.

Now, let me tell you, this agent is not cheap. As you become successful it will seize about 40% of everything you earn. And no, I'm sorry, there just isn't any way you can fire this agent of plunder, and you can't decrease its share of your income. That power rests with him, not you.

So, here I am saying negative things to you about government. Well, be clear on this: It is not wrong to distrust government. It is not wrong to fear government. In certain cases it is not even wrong to despise government for government is inherently evil. Yes, a necessary evil, but dangerous nonetheless, somewhat like a drug. Just as a drug that in the proper dosage can save your life, an overdose of government can be fatal.

Now let's address a few things that have been crammed into your minds at this university. There are some ideas you need to expunge as soon as possible. These ideas may work well in academic environment, but they fail miserably out there in the real world.
First is that favorite buzz word of the media and academia: Diversity! You have been taught that the real value of any group of people - be it a social group, an employee group, a management group, whatever - is based on diversity. This is a favored liberal ideal because diversity is based not on an individuals abilities or character, but on a person's identity and status as a member of a group. Yes, it's that liberal group identity thing again.

Within the great diversity movement group identification - be it racial, gender based, or some other minority status - means more than the individuals integrity, character or other qualifications.

Brace yourself. You are about to move from this academic atmosphere where diversity rules, to a workplace and a culture where individual achievement and excellence actually count. No matter what your professors have taught you over the last four years, you are about to learn that diversity is absolutely no replacement for excellence, ability, and individual hard work. From this day on every single time you hear the word "diversity" you can rest assured that there is someone close by who is determined to rob you of every vestige of individuality you possess.

We also need to address this thing you seem to have about "rights." We have witnessed an obscene explosion of so-called "rights" in the last few decades, usually emanating from college campuses.

You know the mantra: You have the right to a job. The right to a place to live. The right to a living wage. The right to health care. The right to an education. You probably even have your own pet right - the right to a Beemer for instance, or the right to have someone else provide for that child you plan on downloading in a year or so.

Forget it. Forget those rights! I'll tell you what your rights are. You have a right to live free, and to the results of 60% -75% of your labor. I'll also tell you have no right to any portion of the life or labor of another.

You may, for instance, think that you have a right to health care. After all, President Obama said so, didn't he? But you cannot receive health-care unless some doctor or health practitioner surrenders some of his time - his life - to you. He may be willing to do this for compensation, but that's his choice. You have no "right" to his time or property. You have no right to his or any other person's life or to any portion thereof.

You may also think you have some "right" to a job; a job with a living wage, whatever that is. Do you mean to tell me that you have a right to force your services on another person, and then the right to demand that this person compensate you with their money? Sorry, forget it. I am sure you would scream if some urban outdoors men (that would be "homeless person" for those of you who don't want to give these less fortunate people a romantic and adventurous title) came to you and demanded his job and your money.

The people who have been telling you about all the rights you have are simply exercising one of theirs - the right to be imbeciles. Their being imbeciles didn't cost anyone else either property or time. It's their right, and they exercise it brilliantly.

By the way, did you catch my use of the phrase "less fortunate" a bit ago when I was talking about the urban outdoors men? That phrase is a favorite of the Left. Think about it, and you'll understand why.

To imply that one person is homeless, destitute, dirty, drunk, spaced out on drugs, unemployable, and generally miserable because he is "less fortunate" is to imply that a successful person - one with a job, a home and a future - is in that position because he or she was "fortunate." The dictionary says that fortunate means "having derived good from an unexpected place." There is nothing unexpected about deriving good from hard work. There is also nothing unexpected about deriving misery from choosing drugs, alcohol, and the street.

If the Liberal Left can create the common perception that success and failure are simple matters of "fortune" or "luck," then it is easy to promote and justify their various income redistribution schemes. After all, we are just evening out the odds a little bit. This "success equals luck" idea the liberals like to push is seen everywhere. Former Democratic presidential candidate Richard Gephardt refers to high-achievers as "people who have won life's lottery." He wants you to believe they are making the big bucks because they are lucky. It's not luck, my friends. It's choice. One of the greatest lessons I ever learned was in a book by Og Mandino, entitled, "The Greatest Secret in the World." The lesson? Very simple: "Use wisely your power of choice."

That bum sitting on a heating grate, smelling like a wharf rat? He's there by choice. He is there because of the sum total of the choices he has made in his life. This truism is absolutely the hardest thing for some people to accept, especially those who consider themselves to be victims of something or other - victims of discrimination, bad luck, the system, capitalism, whatever. After all, nobody really wants to accept the blame for his or her position in life. Not when it is so much easier to point and say, "Look! He did this to me!" than it is to look into a mirror and say, "You S. O. B.! You did this to me!"

The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact that your choices, every one of them, are leading you inexorably to either success or failure, however you define those terms.

Some of the choices are obvious: Whether or not to stay in school. Whether or not to get pregnant. Whether or not to hit the bottle. Whether or not to keep this job you hate until you get another better-paying job. Whether or not to save some of your money, or saddle yourself with huge payments for that new car.

Some of the choices are seemingly insignificant: Whom to go to the movies with. Whose car to ride home in. Whether to watch the tube tonight, or read a book on investing. But, and you can be sure of this, each choice counts. Each choice is a building block - some large, some small. But each one is a part of the structure of your life. If you make the right choices, or if you make more right choices than wrong ones, something absolutely terrible may happen to you. Something unthinkable. You, my friend, could become one of the hated, the evil, the ugly, the feared, the filthy, the successful, the rich.

The rich basically serve two purposes in this country. First, they provide the investments, the investment capital, and the brains for the formation of new businesses. Businesses that hire people. Businesses that send millions of paychecks home each week to the un-rich.

Second, the rich are a wonderful object of ridicule, distrust, and hatred. Few things are more valuable to a politician than the envy most Americans feel for the evil rich.

Envy is a powerful emotion. Even more powerful than the emotional minefield that surrounded Bill Clinton when he reviewed his last batch of White House interns. Politicians use envy to get votes and power. And they keep that power by promising the envious that the envied will be punished: "The rich will pay their fair share of taxes if I have anything to do with it." The truth is that the top 10% of income earners in this country pays almost 50% of all income taxes collected. I shudder to think what these job producers would be paying if our tax system were any more "fair."

You have heard, no doubt, that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Interestingly enough, our government's own numbers show that many of the poor actually get richer, and that quite a few of the rich actually get poorer. But for the rich who do actually get richer, and the poor who remain poor .. there's an explanation -- a reason. The rich, you see, keep doing the things that make them rich; while the poor keep doing the things that make them poor.

Speaking of the poor, during your adult life you are going to hear an endless string of politicians bemoaning the plight of the poor. So, you need to know that under our government's definition of "poor" you can have a $5 million net worth, a $300,000 home and a new $90,000 Mercedes, all completely paid for. You can also have a maid, cook, and valet, and a million in your checking account, and you can still be officially defined by our government as "living in poverty." Now there's something you haven't seen on the evening news.

How does the government pull this one off? Very simple, really. To determine whether or not some poor soul is "living in poverty," the government measures one thing -- just one thing. Income.

It doesn't matter one bit how much you have, how much you own, how many cars you drive or how big they are, whether or not your pool is heated, whether you winter in Aspen and spend the summers in the Bahamas, or how much is in your savings account. It only matters how much income you claim in that particular year. This means that if you take a one-year leave of absence from your high-paying job and decide to live off the money in your savings and checking accounts while you write the next great American novel, the government says you are living in poverty."

This isn't exactly what you had in mind when you heard these gloomy statistics, is it? Do you need more convincing? Try this. The government's own statistics show that people who are said to be "living in poverty" spend more than $1.50 for each dollar of income they claim. Something is a bit fishy here. Just remember all this the next time Charles Gibson tells you about some hideous new poverty statistics.

Why has the government concocted this phony poverty scam? Because the government needs an excuse to grow and to expand its social welfare programs, which translates into an expansion of its power. If the government can convince you, in all your compassion, that the number of "poor" is increasing, it will have all the excuse it needs to sway an electorate suffering from the advanced stages of Obsessive-Compulsive Compassion Disorder.

I'm about to be stoned by the faculty here. They've already changed their minds about that honorary degree I was going to get. That's OK, though. I still have my PhD. in Insensitivity from the Neal Boortz Institute for Insensitivity Training. I learned that, in short, sensitivity sucks. It's a trap. Think about it - the truth knows no sensitivity. Life can be insensitive. Wallow too much in sensitivity and you'll be unable to deal with life, or the truth, so get over it.

Now, before the dean has me shackled and hauled off, I have a few random thoughts.

* You need to register to vote, unless you are on welfare. If you are living off the efforts of others, please do us the favor of sitting down and shutting up until you are on your own again.

* When you do vote, your votes for the House and the Senate are more important than your vote for President. The House controls the purse strings, so concentrate your awareness there.

* Liars cannot be trusted, even when the liar is the President of the country. If someone can't deal honestly with you, send them packing.

* Don't bow to the temptation to use the government as an instrument of plunder. If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it -- to take their money by force for your own needs -- then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you.

* Don't look in other people's pockets. You have no business there. What they earn is theirs. What you earn is yours. Keep it that way. Nobody owes you anything, except to respect your privacy and your rights, and leave you the hell alone.

* Speaking of earning, the revered 40-hour workweek is for losers. Forty hours should be considered the minimum, not the maximum. You don't see highly successful people clocking out of the office every afternoon at five. The losers are the ones caught up in that afternoon rush hour. The winners drive home in the dark.

* Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection.

* Finally (and aren't you glad to hear that word), as Og Mandino wrote,
1. Proclaim your rarity. Each of you is a rare and unique human being.
2. Use wisely your power of choice.
3. Go the extra mile, drive home in the dark.

Oh, and put off buying a television set as long as you can. Now, if you have any idea at all what's good for you, you will get out of here and never come back. Class dismissed".