January 20, 2013
President Barack Obama, by a very narrow margin, has won
re-election as President of the United States.
The race was close with many American voters angry because the Supreme Court
upheld the Affordable Care Act as being Constitutional, basically giving the
government the authority to tax the American people for anything at any time.
During his inaugural address, President Obama gives the
first indication of how things will be during his second term.
“My subservient Americans, once again I have taken the oath
of office as your President and supreme leader.
The battle was hard fought and the victory was close but you’ve again
helped me triumph over the evil that is the Republican Party. Thank you all for voting for me so we can
move the country forward.”
“My first order of business will be to help the economy,
increase revenue for the government and get back the money that was given out
in the bailouts, specifically from General Motors and Chrysler. So my first executive order is as
follows: All Americans will be required
to purchase a Chevy Volt or a Chevy or Chrysler hybrid vehicle by the end of my
second term in office. Purchase of these
vehicles will be good for the environment, good for the auto companies that
were bailed out and, ultimately, good for the country. It’s the right thing to do.”
“Since these vehicles are somewhat expensive, all GM and
Chrysler dealers will accept any vehicle in trade and give a reasonable amount
of money for each toward the purchase of the mandated vehicles. All current auto loans will be wiped clean so
that each of you can more readily afford to buy the mandated vehicles. Used hybrids and Volts will be available for
those of you in the lower income bracket and you will still receive full
trade-in value for your old car. And let
me clarify – only GM and Chrysler vehicles are authorized for purchase. Since Ford didn’t take bailout money, their
vehicles do not qualify for this program.”
“Anyone who does not buy one of the vehicles specified will
be taxed accordingly. Let me be clear – by
a 5 to 4 vote the Supreme Court has declared that I can mandate citizens to buy anything and tax any of you for non-compliance. Before any of you
right-wing radicals decides to file a lawsuit against this act take a look at
the Supreme Court decision and don’t waste our time. Attorney General Holder has far bigger things
to worry about than a frivolous lawsuit that has already been decided.”
“So there it is – my first order of business. As I said – it’s good for the country, it’s the
right thing to do and I’m not looking for an argument. It’s time everyone got on board the American
train that’s moving our country forward.
Thank you.”
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